Heres looking at you....

Caught this little beauty posing readily this morning.

I think it is a juvenile  female Meadow Grasshopper (Chorthippus parallelus) but am probably completely wrong.
It is clearly flightless....

But does make a good picture...

I tried in vain to ask it what is was trying to do on my teasel (Dipsacus Fullonem) but the reply sounded like a sewing machine... anyway it was certainly "Full on em"!!!