Who's Looking at you, Bird??

"Hey, who do you think you're staring at?" 

"Where? What? Who's staring?"

"Her indoors.... Just stare back"

"What, like this?"

"Yeh! Like that!..... Oh no, look out;  Robin "I look cute on a Christmas card" is  here"...

"Hey! Don't you photo bomb me!!"

"Hi there! What me? A bushy tail?? No, not at all!  That's just a primitive wing"

 But I won't fly till you switch off that camera!