"Who put that Bureau there" was not what I heard...
What I have heard ever since is "How am I going to get my wedding shoes on". It is extremely painful and nothing can touch it at the moment!!! (Requires much sympathy)
So some action was required... Whilst out shopping today we bought some things to help. This is following suggestions made during the cake club and after a very sympathetic posting on Facebook.
Purchase one... A head torch to prevent further collisions. (perhaps)
I especially like the option of red flashing LED's as this will be useful in tracking Elizabeth down when she is in the garden at night!!!
Purchase two and three... A freezable bandage and some bruise cream...
She is, as I write, dunking the said foot in very hot and then very cold water, this helps evidently... What fun!!
However on a finishing note... The bad foot DID NOT stop her digging a hole for the new plant bought for us, by our good friends, as a wedding present... It's a good job I was around to help with this planting before more damage was done!!!
What I will be acquiring in the near future will be some form of restraint (bondage) to slow her down a little... I understand Ann Summers do such things, but I wouldn't know anything about that!!!
